MY Life As A Teenage Robort 7!

ok so I kinda understand!....l'm thinking GOD (or whoever you believe started this whole thing!) had IN & OUT trays...kinda to keep things organised in the creative process, it makes sense obviously!.....and I also realise that he had to have some evil to compensate for the good in this new universe he was creating.......so obviously he put Hitler, Mugabe, Gaddafi and that knobend who headbutted Joe Jordan the other day in the 'crazy mixed up lunatic syco fuckwit...why do they exist' tray!......but I'm at a loss what tray Katy Price & Justin Bieber would've been in! this life for sure gets weirder & weirder!!

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VILLAGE MACHINE ep download it FREE!

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My Wife Is A Frigid Robot!?

ok then so I know! its bad....I've slagged off pap'n'roll godz!!....I spose its kinda like slapping the queen in the face or (gulp!) Elton John even.....but hey whats with modern bands....one minute they wanna be taken 'seriously' then next they wanna 'just get down for the kidz'...one minute yeh we're influenced by 'real' bands then the next we wanna be like Green Day...then aaargh! Bun Jovi(!!)......then no not really! we wanna be like Boyzone & make lots of spodoolaz!...'because its nuthin serious we're just anutha band making POP musac' (sounds like a horrible re-occurring 80's nitemare to me ;-)....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!......hehe....what happened to good honest musac!!......Lemmy for example 'Hi Lemmy you know that wooooonderfull new song by those lovely looking boyz Westlife.....you know what me ole mate!....thats what you need!, you've already got the credability now you just need a 'real' song to sell! it'll go down a storm with the kidz just what you need...buddy...pal....matey!' yeh, YOU GO TRY THAT! just don't ask me to help you get his shiny black cowboy boot back out of your shiny little ass.......uuuuuuuuurgh!
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MACHINE BOY JAMIE aLive Improv mix on....

Machine Boy has been doing his aLive(LIVE) Improvisation especially for Gary Hunters NEW podcast/radio show....he's recorded a new LIVE mix of Jamie...as you've never heard it before! check out the link below to download the show...it includes a big bunch of great electronic arteeeests!...DOWNLOAD IT FREE FROM HERE!

My Life As A Teenage Robot no5!

ok so apparently one day you'll understand!...but until then put your feet up, I'll make the tea and you watch f****n eastenders!
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A FREE mp3 from the new Machine Boy (aLive) EP called 'Village Machine' so if a LIVE bit of improvised Machine Boy electro'ism is your bag!....download it now!......ROK ON!
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SHAZAM.....free!

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My Life As A Teenage Robot...is gettin political wew!

ok then more from the irrelavant world of 'My life as a teenage robot'.......yes I know I should be hung drawn & quartered for this one!...but hey on a lighter note whatever happened to that good ole 'take him down to be hung drawn & quartered'?........well maybe it would sort out our 'full to brimming' prison problems..........plus extra FREE meat products for cattle feed...yeh heart of serial killer...get a bit of that into our foodchain! shweeeet!.....and apparently its a right royal grungy mess afterwards too...erm....so I've heard!......yeh what a great idea....you know what, I should be 'Presidentey of THE WORLD'........... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...you gotta imagine me laughing kinda like Vincent Price!!....phew spooky....I told ya the machines will take over ONE DAY.....then you'll be sorry suckas!!....
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