uma uma uma!

I love adverts, they are the best thing in the world! much more interesting than any other shit on teevee!...I especially like the one where there's a tram crash and the corner shop gets crushed and...and.....that blokes missus who's just had that baby gets crushed to death! and then everybody else in the street comes out to see whats going on and then Ken Barlow comes out and he gets a huge piece of tram track thru his chest and then the tram which has just crashed...and is now precariously resting on the side of the bridge falls over into the street killing everybody in site, including all the emergency services people, then a bunch of terrorists in a toyota truck come trundling down the street, pick up the survivors and parade them on teevee and slowly mutilate every last one of em.....erm....what do you mean that wasn't an advert! OH! BUT IT WAS SUCKAS!.....yeh I love adverts!

war and other wonderfull things!

ok, I know you miss those good ole days don't cha?....the sweet sweet sound of a burning ford capri, the shimmering flames, lighting up the window of a council house across a dark street...the sound of a doc martin running down our street, the crunch of broken brick against soft skull!!!....the swish of a bread knife cutting thru the crisp tear gas filled air!!.....yeh yeh I know what you're thinking at this moment......good times they be fine sir....good times!!!.....but hey you know what, I've got a feeling!....times are a changin'.....you may not need to wait much longer meatbags!......sooner than you think suckas!!!......the beautiful game..this wonderfull earth.....MY ARSE!.....WAR do we fuckin love it or what!! ;-(....happy days are here again...lala.....la....la....laaaaaaaa!!

2 NEW LIVE sesssion tracks!

aLive session tracks Gary Hunter Myspace Show! by Machine Boy aLive
improvised, created & mixed LIVE (aLive) for Gary Hunters excellent Myspace radio show & podcast in January 2011.

My Life As A Teenage tit!

there's only one thing better than being a teenager and thats being a robot!...u can say & do what you like and people put it down to programming!...altho having said that!....surely its ALL just a 'simple' programming glitch....mmmm....interesting!

My Wife Is A Frigid Robot!?

ok then so I know! its bad....I've slagged off pap'n'roll godz!!....I spose its kinda like slapping the queen in the face or (gulp!) Elton John even.....but hey whats with modern bands....one minute they wanna be taken 'seriously' then next they wanna 'just get down for the kidz'...one minute yeh we're influenced by 'real' bands then the next we wanna be like Green Day...then aaargh! Bun Jovi(!!)......then no not really! we wanna be like Boyzone & make lots of spodoolaz!...'because its nuthin serious we're just anutha band making POP musac' (sounds like a horrible re-occurring 80's nitemare to me ;-)....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!......hehe....what happened to good honest musac!!......Lemmy for example 'Hi Lemmy you know that wooooonderfull new song by those lovely looking boyz Westlife.....you know what me ole mate!....thats what you need!, you've already got the credability now you just need a 'real' song to sell! it'll go down a storm with the kidz just what you need...buddy...pal....matey!' yeh, YOU GO TRY THAT! just don't ask me to help you get his shiny black cowboy boot back out of your shiny little ass.......uuuuuuuuurgh!
www.machineboy.co.uk

My Life As A Teenage Robot no5!

ok so apparently one day you'll understand!...but until then put your feet up, I'll make the tea and you watch f****n eastenders!
www.machineboy.co.uk

My Life As A Teenage Robot...is gettin political wew!

ok then more from the irrelavant world of 'My life as a teenage robot'.......yes I know I should be hung drawn & quartered for this one!...but hey on a lighter note whatever happened to that good ole 'take him down to be hung drawn & quartered'?........well maybe it would sort out our 'full to brimming' prison problems..........plus extra FREE meat products for cattle feed...yeh heart of serial killer...get a bit of that into our foodchain! shweeeet!.....and apparently its a right royal grungy mess afterwards too...erm....so I've heard!......yeh what a great idea....you know what, I should be 'Presidentey of THE WORLD'........... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...you gotta imagine me laughing kinda like Vincent Price!!....phew spooky....I told ya the machines will take over ONE DAY.....then you'll be sorry suckas!!....
www.machineboy.co.uk

MY LIFE as a teenage robot 3!

ok then so little mini'Machine'Boy is becoming more aware....humanly speaking that is! he's learning from all the good people on our crabby planet!.....hey maybe he could become the new commentator for sky sports!.....oh s**t! he's just blown it!.......oh cheryl the way you flaunt your womanly charms and play with our ...blokey.....ahem.....erm...minds! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr U beeeetch!!!
www.machineboy.co.uk

NEW Machine Boy is on the weeklies!

wow so Machine Boy unleashes his latest socially aware piece of crap.....erm sorry!....we mean artwork on the universe & elsewhere with his new childishly created weekly cartoon called 'My life as a teenage robot!'.....ok granted this tosh will never grace the pages of any 'high quality' press (you know like The Sun or The Sunday Sport) but Machine Boy has promised he will be spicing it up now & then with some nude'titee and even getting a HOT bitch involved!......now that new washing machine his next door neighbour has just purchased....god damb it THAT IS HOT HOT HOT!
www.machineboy.co.uk

HAPPY Very Happy....on the Myspace Music Show Podcast!

Gary Hunters ace electronic FREE podcast 'The Myspace Music Show Podcast' features the lead track from ouyr new ep 'The Happy EP' go there download the podcast and show some love!....

LINK:
CHECK OUT THE PODCAST HERE!

GARY HUNTER reviews & features Machine Boy!

That fine elctro dude GARY HUNTER has reviewed Machine Boy's new 'PEOPLE EP' and also features a few Machine Boy tracks on his spanking new podcast....go read and take a listen from these links!.....

READ GARY'S REVIEW OF PEOPLE HERE!
LISTEN TO GARY'S LATEST PODCAST HERE!
CHECK OUT GARY HUNTER'S MYSPACE PAGE HERE!

BEST OF MYSPACE podcast features People!

The very wonderfull Gill Mills has featured Machine Boy's People track in her latest 'Best Of Myspace' podcast, she has featured a number of our tracks in past podcasts and always has some cool things to say about your friendly neighborhood Machine Boy, you can take a listen/download the latest podcast from the link below! plus you can also press the nominate button and ask her (nicely) to play Machine Boy on her very neat NME radio show!! so come on help yer little chum Machine Boy....he'll luuuuuuuuuuurve you fo it!!.......brill!!

Here's a little more info about the podcast, straight from the pen(keyboard) of Gill Mills!

It's time for the latest episode of best of myspace (74) which
features - CINNAMON CHASERS, REDTRACK, FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS, FUTURISTIC RETRO CHAMPIONS, ROBOT DISASTER, BRIGADA MERCY, DREAM OF SLEEPING, SAM STEWART, MACHINE BOY and ME AND THE BEAST

the cast is available as an mp3 or as an enhanced, chapterized cast,
plus you can benefit from our widget, last fm page, spotify list, mixcloud page, twitter, facebook application and group.
So now you can paste the widget anywhere, join the facebook group,
load the player into your mac dashboard and have it play like a radio
would.
You can also nominate bands through the form and subscribe to the feed.
FINALLY - you can also vote now for one of the tracks to get a play on Gill's NME radio show Sunday 9-11pm GMT on www.bestofmyspace.uk.com via the nominate form.

So - here's your various links - please use at will.

link to widget:
http://www.clearspring.com/widgets/485ffc225ed893f7
link to facebok app:
http://apps.facebook.com/bestofmyspace/page
link to facebook group:
http://www.facebook.com/groups/#/group.php?gid=16635059094
main site, and mp3 blog:
http://www.bestofmyspace.uk.com

enjoy
Listen to NME Radio online http://radio.nme.com/player
http://www.icast.uk.com
http://www.bestofmyspace.uk.com
follow on twitter.com/bestofmyspace

LINK:
CLICK HERE FOR THE BEST OF MYSPACE PODCAST!
CLICK HERE FOR GILL MILLS NME RADIO SHOW!